"you’re too cute to be single!"
then date me
my drug dealer cracks me up
"sweetie can you please clean your ro-"
wow i need a drink [pours apple juice into shot glass]
BOOBS ARE LITERALLY LUMPS WITH SMALLER LUMPS ON TOP WHAT IS SO SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE ABOUT A LUMP!!!!
What is sexually attractive about any human body part really? Penises are just tubes with lumps connected to them. Asses are also just lumps. Your face is just a collection of different types of lumps and there’s a hole on it. Everything is just a lump. I can’t get off to this. Now, a rhombus, that’s something I could fuck the shit out of.
i am the almost empty shampoo bottle in the shower of life
Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.